One of these things is not like the others
One of these things is not quite the same
It’s the same, but different.
Can’t. Not. Reblog.
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
You know how you get those posts with Americans and Brits bickering over freedom and tea and scones and spelling.
And the rest of us who aren’t from either country are just looking on like
oh just kiss already
We’re shipping countries now?
dave sends me the best snapchats during band
Good to know people were just as fucking weird before the internet.
I’m always so relieved when I’m buying something at the store and my transaction is approved even if I’m buying a water bottle I’m afraid I don’t have $.50 in my bank account
The elusive Word Bank in nature is said to be endangered.